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Why do Mothers believe the lie?
Brain cells are fried
66%
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This particular chocolate don't count
33%
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Small budget, sample is too small
0%
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You know nothing Jon Snow
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It's life Jim, but not as we know it.
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Moritz



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:04 pm    Post subject: Mothers are insane, proven by SCIENCE Reply with quote

Slightly proven by Science. Duck Quacks don't Echo shewed that 80% of parents are clinically insane and 80% of non-parents are sane.

OK it was a small statistical sample, because small budget.

Experimental Equipment: 2 rooms
Scientist#1 + Scientist#2 + Child + Mother + Random non Parent + Chocolate

Experimental Procedure: Room#1
S#1 says: I gotta do stuff. Have some chocolate while you're waiting.
S#1 goes, Child eats chocolate, S#1 returns and looks agitated.
S#1 says: I got it wrong. You weren't supposed to eat the Chocolate. Ifn anybody asks, you deny it, OK?

Room#2: Scientist#2, Child, Mother, Random
S#2: Did you eat the chocolate?
Child: No.

Result:
80% of Mothers believed the Lie.
80% of Non-parents have 2 brain cells to rub together.

Bavarian Illuminati hold these truths to be self- evident
It is a truth universally acknowledged
It is known

Chocolate + Human = Eating There is no alternative.
The only alternative is that the child is clinically insane.

Therefore "I did not eat that chocolate." is automatically false.

80% of Mothers believed the Lie, 80% of Non-Parents are logical, capten.

OK, small budget and small sample.

INTERPRETATION
Motherhood sends so many hormones that it fries the brain cells.

OR Double-think: Women are pressurised to diet, therefore, they need reasons that of all the chocolate in the World, THIS particular piece don't count.



















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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

But ... what about The Vegans ? ... Or at least those who do not eat chocolate ?

Does The Mother in The Experiment force her child to eat chocolate as a kind of displacement activity i.e. The Mother is the one who really wants to eat the chocolate but does so vicariously because she is on some kind of a diet so she makes The Child eat the chocolate for her but not eating the chocolate leaves The Mother not satiated so she makes The Child eat some more chocolate but ... by the time that The Child is shaped like a chocolate teapot The Mother begins to feel angry with The Child for being so fat and so she punishes The Child by force-feeding it chocolate and ... by the time that The Child is shaped like a zeppelin because The Mother can not force any more chocolate into any more orifices so has instead applied layer upon layer upon layer of chocolate ... in the end The Mother finally can no longer resist and flips over into a rage of eating chocolate and is eventually found gnawing on the bones of The Child and still trying to suck out the chocolate flavoured marrow - but she is still a size 6 ...
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 12:24 pm    Post subject: chocolate Reply with quote

The crow sees her young one white. Doesn't it warm your heart that the mother loves her child so much that she believes they haven't eaten the chocolate?

Would you prefer the true scenario on 22 November 1963, where a child tells his mother the news that JFK has been shot, and is automatically slappped for lying, without any later admission of error?

Parents are programmed to see their annoying and perfectly ordinary kids as amusing, cute and exceptionally intelligent - and totally trustworthy. Otherwise the rate of infanticide would be through the roof.

Actually, it was believed that Taliesin had done something objectionable in school. He denied it. The surveillance cameras proved Taliesin was telling the truth.

Andantom said, ''I always knew Tal was innocent.'' But he had been saying the opposite before. Let's say one of my sons was expelled from sixth from college for being nine essays behind in his work and smoking weed on the premises.

In this hypothetical case, I would believe him if he said it happened, but I would be inclined to see a funny side to it. I would think at least he didn't commit flamboyant iconoclasm quite close to the police station as I did at a similar age.

Some mothers need to believe their kids are virtuous in order to love them. They have strong defences against accepting contrary evidence. I think, 'My son, may he always be right, but right or wrong, my son.'
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TV show Lucifer is about Lucifer on holiday on Earth, so there will necessarily be magical and fantastical effects in the story.

BUT there was a scene of child saying "I did not have eating relations with that chocolate." both parents disbelieved her EVEN though by pure coincidence she had chocolate all around her mouth.

OK, the show has magic stuff going on, but that is WAY too unrealistic.
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